Don't you wish...

invisiblechickens:

criminallyincompetent:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

waffleguppies:

payface:

someone help me I don’t understand…

this is the sort of thing which makes me want to buy the english language a drink and then shag it senseless.

at least words don’t change meaning if you say them with a different inflection
language is a jerk 

I want to take the English language out to an expensive restaurant and whisper sweet nothings in its ear.

so i am guessing this doesn’t happen with other languages?

(via mock-congler)